o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

(via smalltownfavoritee)

mas0n-jars:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via smalltownfavoritee)

teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

(via smalltownfavoritee)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via smalltownfavoritee)

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via ohdamnitszach)

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