lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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(via smalltownfavoritee)

talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(Source: deddene, via smalltownfavoritee)

I’m used to it

—The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suckingonlarry)

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nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

(via smalltownfavoritee)

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu, via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via sarcastic-snowflake)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via laughbitches)

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