me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty
if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
—The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suckingonlarry)
Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up